The Scab Booger Cycle

Some say this may be the most ground breaking scientific discovery of the century, some say, "Shut up Pat, your genius and well thought out ideas are not welcome here". All I know is that I have been conducting extensive research the past few months, putting my body on the line for scientific discovery and I present to you the Scab Booger cycle.

Step one : Scabelopment
Combine a dusty, dry and hot climate to get booger to an adequate size (not so big that it has its own gravitational force) so it attaches itself to the inside skin of the nose. Be careful not to let booger work its way into your frontal lobe.

!!!WARNING!!! This blog does not condone frontal lobe boogering and should be left to the professionals.

Step two : Pickerage/Diamond exploration/I'm actually doing research and not picking my nose step

A sterilized finger or a pair of tweezers, equivalent to nostril size should be sent on a reconnaissance mission at least twice a day to test for size and side nostril adhesiveness (braai tongs are not advised) . Once conditions are met, remove the booger with the thin layer of skin that is attached.

Step three : Scabosis/Ah crap I'm in the scab booger cycle stage
The thin layer of skin removed starts to bleed and a scab is formed, which allows for a new booger to form attaching it to the scab and thus the cycle starts again. Picking the booger in its infant stage may result in an inadequate amount of skin being removed.

Conclusion

Think twice the next time you judge a person deep in diamond exploration and remember they may be in the vicious scab booger cycle, maybe approach them with a pat on the back and say, "You can do it bud, scab boogering happens to the best of us".

The Scab Booger cycle for the illiterate of you

A leopard deep in the Scab Booger cycle

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